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The Epstein Files Break Every Sales Record—Despite Being Almost Entirely Unreadable Podcast By Sarnia de la Maré for Politica UK Move aside Colleen Hoover. Step back, Richard Osman. Clear the runway entirely, Booker Prize hopefuls. The new, unstoppable titan of global fiction has arrived—and it is, quite frankly, a brick of secrets wrapped in a dust jacket. The Epstein Files, billed as “the novel the establishment doesn’t want you to read,” has smashed every publishing record in existence this week, selling faster than Taylor Swift tickets and causing bookstores to introduce a two-copy limit after several customers were caught fist-fighting near the window displays. The only problem? Nobody can actually read the bloody thing. A Page-Turner You Can’t Turn Early purchasers describe the reading experience as “challenging,” “emotionally complex,” and, in one case, “like trying to decode a crossword written by MI6 during a power cut.” Readers report palpable tension on every page, rising ...

DISCLAIMER: Sketching the News is a satirical political commentary series. All characters, scenarios, and descriptions in this article are fictionalised for humour, parody, and critical commentary. No allegations are made; real public figures are portrayed through exaggerated, imaginary scenarios for satirical effect only. Sketching the News — #3: Trumping Through the Epstein Files DISCLAIMER: Sketching the News is a satirical political commentary series.  All characters, scenarios, and descriptions in this article are  fictionalised  for humour, parody, and critical commentary.  No allegations are made; real public figures are portrayed through  exaggerated,  imaginary scenarios for satirical effect only. “🎵 A merry burst of news today, In operetta style we say… 🎵” “🎵 Oh! The Epstein files appear again to cause a great kerfuffle, And Trump begins his trumping with a most cacophonous shuffle! While Andrew the Sweaty Lodger hangs excuses out to dry, ...