Sketching the News #5 The Epstein Files Break Every Sales Record—Despite Being Almost Entirely Unreadable By Sarnia de la MarĂ© for Politica UK
The Epstein Files Break Every Sales Record—Despite Being Almost Entirely Unreadable Podcast By Sarnia de la MarĂ© for Politica UK Move aside Colleen Hoover. Step back, Richard Osman. Clear the runway entirely, Booker Prize hopefuls. The new, unstoppable titan of global fiction has arrived—and it is, quite frankly, a brick of secrets wrapped in a dust jacket. The Epstein Files, billed as “the novel the establishment doesn’t want you to read,” has smashed every publishing record in existence this week, selling faster than Taylor Swift tickets and causing bookstores to introduce a two-copy limit after several customers were caught fist-fighting near the window displays. The only problem? Nobody can actually read the bloody thing. A Page-Turner You Can’t Turn Early purchasers describe the reading experience as “challenging,” “emotionally complex,” and, in one case, “like trying to decode a crossword written by MI6 during a power cut.” Readers report palpable tension on every page, rising ...