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The Trump Pump That Didn’t Pump by Sarnia de la Maré for Politica UK. Markets plunged today as Bitcoin continued its breathtaking descent from the dizzy heights of October, a fall experts are calling ‘predictable,’ ‘inevitable,’ and ‘surprisingly still not the bottom. That's right, Bitcoin — the world’s most famous imaginary rock — has plummeted again. And somewhere in Florida, the President of the USA is insisting it’s all going exactly to plan. Because if you’ve forgotten, back in October, Donald Trump — Master of the Market, Keeper of the Golf Cart Keys, and part-time crypto visionary — declared his love for Bitcoin. A ringing endorsement! A Midas touch! A sign of imminent prosperity! Trump blessed this imaginary currency with his royal orange aura — behind its poker face, it fell faster than his legal defence funds. He promised Bitcoin would rise. Bitcoin did not rise. Bitcoin fell over, rolled down a hill, and is currently lying in a ditch asking if anyone has a spare charg...

DISCLAIMER: Sketching the News is a satirical political commentary series. All characters, scenarios, and descriptions in this article are fictionalised for humour, parody, and critical commentary. No allegations are made; real public figures are portrayed through exaggerated, imaginary scenarios for satirical effect only. Sketching the News — #3: Trumping Through the Epstein Files DISCLAIMER: Sketching the News is a satirical political commentary series.  All characters, scenarios, and descriptions in this article are  fictionalised  for humour, parody, and critical commentary.  No allegations are made; real public figures are portrayed through  exaggerated,  imaginary scenarios for satirical effect only. “🎵 A merry burst of news today, In operetta style we say… 🎵” “🎵 Oh! The Epstein files appear again to cause a great kerfuffle, And Trump begins his trumping with a most cacophonous shuffle! While Andrew the Sweaty Lodger hangs excuses out to dry, ...

Daily political sketching, commentary, and illustrated insight from the woman observing the  animals. Government Considers “Danish-Style” Immigration Policy, Mainly Because They’ve Run Out of Their Own Ideas In yet another episode of Britain Looks Over the Fence , the UK government has announced it is “seriously considering” adopting Denmark-style immigration legislation — a statement that, according to insiders, means “we saw a headline about Denmark and thought: ooh, that sounds firm.” Officials say the plan is to “take inspiration” from Denmark’s approach, despite not being entirely clear on what Denmark’s approach actually is, how it works, or whether it would accidentally create more problems than it solves. A Home Office source said: “The Danes seem organised, and frankly we’re a bit tired. If someone else has a functioning policy, why not borrow it wholesale and hope nobody notices?” What This Actually Means (According to Experts Who Know Things) The Denmark model inv...